The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as Big Birthday Bash begins. The crowd are going bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this packed 20000 person arena.
The entrance ramp suddenly becomes a hologram as “Paparazzi” by Lady gaga blasts and Rico makes his way to the ring for Episode 2 of Rico’s Runway.
Styles: I can’t believe it’s already time for Episode 2 of the Runway and were STILL on the air. P. Lickin: Oh yeah baby oh yeah…oh were on the air Joe?
Rico is wearing his leopard skin suit and his face is for once not covered in glitter. In the ring is a chair made of ice with snow being used as cushion. The coffee table is also made of ice and had snow cones on coasters…also made of ice.
Rico: “HelllOOOOOO! Welcome to Episode TWO of my Runway. I assure you ladies and gentleman I’ve got quite the show lined up for you tonight so fasten those noggins of yours and prepare to have some fun!
"The debut of my Runway was SOOOO successful for not only myself but for VWF as well that the amount of fan mail in terms of percentage since in VWF’s mailbox is over 60% for yours truly! So much that I, Rico thought I would start off Episode 2 by sharing some of these letters with such an incredible audience and answer them in real time. “
A big box rises from underneath the center of the ring next to the chair stuffed with letters, Rico takes one out and reads it.
Dear Rico,
Recently my boyfriend has started to go green with his apparel, only wearing what seems to make money stay in his wallet regardless of how ridiculous it looks. We are constantly arguing about his hobo outlook on life. After watching the debut of Rico’s Runway, seeing what you were wearing gave me grand hope and I knew I just had to write you for some help with my cheesy boyfriend.
-Sincerely,
Rachael __________
Rico: “Oh Rachael, I hear your pain. Your boyfriend has a lot in common with our current VWF roster, mostly with AVP, whose pathetic pretentious gimmickery gives me nightmares at night. I would recommend, being that it’s the holiday season, that you give your boyfriend the brightest and most damp clothing you can find for X-mas and turn his life around fashionably before it’s too late! Go overboard, he needs your help. Eat that cheese off your cheesy boyfriend!”
Rico Rico Rico,
Are your sideburns real?
-Mickey
Rico: “Yes Mickey, my sideburns are very real. They are 100% Class A Rico.”
Dear Rico,
Is it true that you do Alexia’s hair? If so, you do a terrible job. I hope it’s a false rumor.
Love,
Megan _______
Rico: “That is in fact false, although the opportunity would be fabulous for yours truly and inspiring for our dear Alexia. A woman’s hair does wonders especially in competition. Unfortunately however, for Alexia to even have the gift of my hands on her scalp she needs a shampoo wash, which she has refused countless times. Sorry kiddies. Make sure your wear goggles when she’s in the ring, there’s no telling what’s in them lines when her hair waves around like that in a match.”
Rico Constantino,
I love silk, I mean who doesn’t? I particularly love it as a torso edition, not so much as a pant set. That being said, I’m not sure what matches silk best when it comes to pants. Any suggestions? Love the Runway.
Sincerely,
Danny _______
Rico: “Well Danny boy, depending on the color you can either go with cotton or polyester mainly. Weather as well is a deciding factor. I suggest doing your research. If you’re wearing red silk then it’s probably best to go with cotton for pants to even out the scheme. Like red for warm and blue for cool. If you’re wearing animal skin like yours truly, it’s best to match. Hope this helps my Raindrop.”
Mr. Rico,
Has Mr. Allen taken any of your suggestions seriously from the last Runway? Because you were totally correct on everything you mentioned about him.
-Spenser
Rico: “Mr. Allen is indeed a tough cookie to bake. But it’s just a matter of time.”
rico,
ui luv the rnwuay. it make em smieland uderstnd. cn u ask vikng if my charctr is chmpon yet.
tim
Rico: “…………this letter needs a makeover.”
Rico ignites the letter and lets it burn.
Rico: “Ok, that’s enough for letters now I think. Now lets get to the topic at hand. It’s November. The cold is here, and the holidays are flying in. Yours truly absolutely loves Turkey day. And I am sure everyone else in this arena does too, am I correct?”
Crowd cheers.
Rico: “Correct am I again! Turkey is always so special to me, in small amounts of course, and it can be special for you too, depending on your stuffings. I remember back when I was a teeny tiny stylistic boy when my mother always made grandma’s special dressing. It included French bread, some green apples…peeled or chopped, parsley, some green olives, and some poultry, with your regular additions of celery and butter. My mother’s been using this dressing for over 40 years, before Rico was even born. I've never tasted any turkey stuffing that has come close to as good as mom's.
“Although years ago we used to stuff the bird, these days we cook the stuffing separately. It is much easier to get an even cooking of the turkey and safer too if you do not stuff it. To infuse the stuffing with turkey flavor we simmer the giblets for an hour, and use that stock in the stuffing. It’s also very important to keep who’s going to eat it in mind.
“After all, you want a turkey that looks like this…”
Rico: “And not this….”
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!
Rico: “And last but not least, it’s VWF’s Birthday Bash!”
Crowd cheers.
Rico: “As a token of Rico fashionable appreciation, I’ve had a gigantic cake baked for this occasion. It is currently in Mr. Allen’s office, I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he opens the door to his office and sees it. Lets take a look!”
The VikingTron shows the gigantic Birthday cake in Jonas’s office, however…it looks like it’s too close the door, and we see the door continually trying to open with a furious Jonas Allen behind.
Jonas: RICOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rico: “Oooops….”
JOEY STYLES: Dear Lord...how does Rico keep getting air time?
P. LICKIN: I don't know... he gets more time than us nowadays. Wait... did you see his ratings???
JOEY STYLES: Good Lord... the rest of the show does a 9.2, but his segment does a 69?
P. LICKIN: LOT of gay people out there, I guess...
(-(-( (The lights dim in the Arena as rolling thunder can be heard throughout the arena. "Don't Hate Me" by Ner Herder starts to play. The lights begin to flash dark red. A single red lightning bolt comes from the ceiling to the top of the ramp, there is Crimson Lightening standing there, looking out. Crimson starts to strut down the ramp but suddenly Phoenix comes running from the back, he jumps and grabs the back of crimson‘s head smashing him face first into the ramp.)
Joey Styles: Phoenix just jumped crimson before the match.
P. Lickin: No shit.
(Phoenix continues to punch crimson in the back of the head smashing his face into the ramp over and over again. Crimson pushes himself up using his technical background to roll over and reverse his position, coming up onto of phoenix and landing a hard right in the face. Phoenix pushes crimson off of himself and rolls to his feet. Crimson rolls over his shoulder and gets to his feet with a smile. He wipes the blood from under his nose.)
Joey Styles: Crimson is already bleeding.
P. Lickin: once again no shit.
(Phoenix runs at crimson and gets caught with a snap suplex onto the steel ramp. Phoenix grabs his low back as Crimson runs and jumps onto the guard rail consulting onto phoenix. The fans erupt with cheers as crimson gets to his feet. He smirks and pulls phoenix up. He starts to walk him to the ring but phoenix quickly lands a drop toe hold into the steel steps. Crimson rolls around outside the ring holding his face as the ref continues to yell at them to get into the ring.)
Joey Styles
uch.
(Phoenix pulls Crimson up and smashes his now bloody face into the steps again. Crimson slams his hands down and stops it landing an elbow to the stomach. He hooks phoenix around the head and jumps in the air with him landing the Crimson cutter {Tornado DDT} onto the mats outside the ring. Crimson gets up and pulls phoenix up, rolling him into the ring. Crimson rolls in and the bell finally sounds. Crimson pulls phoenix away from the ropes but phoenix kicks him backward sending him into the ropes. Crimson falls into the ropes and falls phoenix sends him flying over him landing an amazing monkey flip.)
Joey Styles: The match is now under way.
P.Lickin: Really?
(Phoenix jumps up and bounces off the ropes crimson rolls over and phoenix jumps over him. Crimson pops to his feet and leap frogs over phoenix. Crimson runs springs off the top rope and lands hitting the music (dragon hurcanarana) and hooks phoenix‘s legs . 1.……..2.……phoenix reverses and holds crimson in a pin. 1.……2.….. Crimson rolls over his shoulders and drop kicks phoenix in the face.)
Joey Styles: That cut under crimson’s eye is getting pretty bad.
(Phoenix rolls onto his side and starts to get up. Crimson gets up and whips his eye. He shakes his head and starts to yell for phoenix to get up. Phoenix staggers to his feet and crimson lands a solid spine buster. He pops to his feet and springs onto the top rope. He starts to taunt the fan getting them on their feet. He springs off going for high feaver {shooting star press}. Phoenix is a little to far out and brings his knees up catching crimson in the face. Crimson rolls around holding his face as blood starts to pour from his eye.)
Joey Styles: We need medical attention down here now.
(crimson starts to get to his feet and phoenix rolls over and pushes himself up to his feet. Crimson lighting staggers into him and phoenix hooks his arms going for the Leave me Alone {Double arm DDT}. Crimson pushes him away and into the ropes, phoenix goes for a close line but crimson ducks, phoenix bounces off the rope and jumps into the air, hooks both of phoenix arm and landing a solid swinging double arm DDT. Phoenix quickly goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…. Kickout!!!)
Joey Styles: I thought it was over.
(Phoenix gets up and pulls the bloody crimson up. Crimson smacks his arms out t the side and starts landing right hands to the face sending phoenix to the mat. Phoenix gets up and crimson hooks his arm and lands another suplex, He pops his hips and lands a second, then a third, he rolls up and goes for a forth. Phoenix starts to kick his feet reversing the suplex. He land on the outside of the ring on the edge of the apron lifting crimson up. Crimson also kicks his feet putting his feet on the top rope and pulling phoenix over and back into the ring landing a huge snap suplex.)
P. Lickin: Nice move.
(Phoenix starts to roll around holding his spine. Crimson staggers to his feet and sees phoenix in the middle of the ring. He locks on The most painful submission in the world (texas cloverleaf). Phoenix starts to scream and having his spine getting smashed into the mat he can barely push himself up. Phoenix starts to tap out and the bell sounds. Crimson starts to let go and loses his balance falling back and putting an insane amount of pressure on phoenix spine the ref yells at him and pulls him off he helps phoenix up and hands the title to Phoenix. Crimson looks at him in shock knowing that phoenix had tapped out.)
Joey Styles: What the hell is going on. Phoenix was just awarded the title.
Reffee Carter: The winner of this match Via Disqualification….Phoenix
Jonas Allen: Wait, I don’t think so. I declare the match restarted as of right now.
(The bell sounds again crimson jumps onto the top rope and landing hit my music {dragon huracanrana} as the ref falls to the mat and counts. 1.……2.…..3! )
Joey Styles: Phoenix almost won that.
P. Lickin: Dude, you made me drop my hot dog.
Joey Styles: Can you believe that? Jonas Allen restarted the match.
P. Lickin: Well Phoenix tapped then got Dqed. So jonas restarted the match and crimson lighting might have just broke the record for the quickest match ever.
Joey Styles: 5 seconds. )-)-)
Winner: Crimson Lightening wins the Pan Pacific Championship
(-(-( Dimitri looks around, looks back at DiBiase, and nods. He shakes DiBiase's hand as the fans cheer on as the bell rings, and Dimitri and DiBiase each circle each other in the ring as the crowd pops off huge for DiBiase's speech. DiBiase and Dimitri lock up, and Dimitri gets the upper hand. Dimitri locks in a headlock, but DiBiase shoves Dimitri into the ropes. DiBiase goes for a clothesline, but Dimitri ducks and goes to the ropes. DiBiase turns around to duck a clothesline from Dimitri and hits a falling neckbreaker. DiBiase covers. The ref counts 1.. kickout! DiBiase picks Dimitri up and shoots him into the turnbuckle. DiBiase takes a running start, but Dimitri gets the boot up, catching DiBiase in the chin. DiBiase staggers back, and Dimitri hops to the top rope. Dimitri jumps off, hitting a flying shoulder block on DiBiase, taking him off his feet. Dimitri covers. The ref counts 1.. kickout!
JOEY STYLES: Dimitri is really showing some good old fashioned Russian aggression in that ring...
P.LICKIN: I'll admit that.
Dimitri picks DiBiase up and shoots him into the ropes, following with a running knee to the midsection. Dimitri tries to shoot DiBiase again, but DiBiase counters and shoots Dimitri into the ropes instead. DiBiase follows with a big clothesline that takes both men over the ropes to the outside. DiBiase and Dimitri both get to their feet, and exchange blows. DiBiase kicks Dimitri to the midsection and hits a DDT, then grabs a chair. DiBiase tosses the chair in the ring, then rolls Dimitri in the ring right after it. DiBiase picks Dimitri up and hits a scoop slam on Dimitri onto the chair, then goes to the ropes. DiBiase hits a running elbow drop and covers. The ref counts 1..2. kickout! DiBiase gives the ref a look and picks Dimitri up. DiBiase chops Dimitri to the chest and shoots him into the turnbuckle. DiBiase chops Dimitri in the chest again, and the crowd gives a "Woo!" DiBiase chops Dimitri a third time, getting another "Woo!" from the crowd. Dimitri hits a big forearm to DiBiase's head and tosses him in the turnbuckle. Dimitri hits an overhand chop to DiBiase's chest, getting a "Woo!" of his own.
JOEY STYLES: Dimitri taking it right back to The VWF World Tag-Team Champion...
P.LICKIN: I'm not gonna lie, this match is shaping up really well...
Dimitri grabs DiBiase and hits a headlock takedown, then hits a soccer kick to DiBiase's back. Dimitri takes a moment and goes to the turnbuckle. DiBiase gets to his feet, holding his back. Dimitri jumps off the turnbuckle, hitting a missile drop kick to DiBiase's back, knocking him face-first into the mat. Dimitri goes to work stomping on DiBiase's back. Dimitri rolls DiBiase over and covers. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! Dimitri glares at the ref and picks DiBiase up. Dimitri shoots DiBiase into the turnbuckle and hits a running splash. Dimitri grabs DiBiase and locks in a headlock. Dimitri goes for a bulldog, but DiBiase hooks the leg and counters with a backdrop suplex. DiBiase and Dimitri both get up a little slow, and Dimitri comes at DiBiase. DiBiase hits an arm-drag takedown, then wrenches the arm. DiBiase yanks Dimitri to his feet by his arm, and hits a roundhouse kick to Dimitri's head. DiBiase hits an elbow drop and covers. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! DiBiase picks Dimitri up and shoots him into the ropes. DiBiase hits a back-body drop, then goes to the turnbuckle. DiBiase ascends the turnbuckle as the crowd goes wild. Dimitri gets to his feet. DiBiase goes for a flying cross-body, but Dimitri is able to jump up, hitting a spinning heel kick to DiBiase, and both men go down. The crowd starts chanting HOLY SH_T! HOLY SH_T!
JOEY STYLES: OH MY GOD! DiBiase's head almost came OFF on that one!
P. LICKIN: Would it be innappropriate if I said something about head and cuming?
Dimitri stirs first, and picks up DiBiase. DiBiase breaks the hold, kicks Dimitri to the midsection, and hits an impact DDT on Dimitri! The crowd pops off as DiBiase signals for the end. DiBiase picks Dimitri up and shoots him into the turnbuckle. DiBiase kicks Dimitri to the midsection and goes for a powerbomb, but Dimitri shoves DiBiase off, who lands on his feet. DiBiase hits a back elbow smash to Dimitri, but Dimitri is able to low blow DiBiase. Both men go down to their knees. DiBiase and Dimitri both slowly get to their feet, and exchange blows. DiBiase blocks a punch, and kicks Dimitri to the midsection. DiBiase grabs Dimitri and hits a DDT. Dimitri laughs and hits a big right to DiBiase's head. Dimitri shoots DiBiase into the ropes, and hits a clothesline, knocking DiBiase over the ropes to the outside. DiBiase gets to his feet, but Dimitri takes a running leap, hitting a sauton clothesline on DiBiase, and both men are down on the outside. DiBiase and Dimitri both slowly get to their feet. DiBiase kicks Dimitri to the midsection and rolls him back in the ring. DiBiase ascends the turnbuckle.
JOEY STYLES: DiBiase, looks to attempt the high risk manuever...
Dimitri starts to get to his feet, and DiBiase jumps off, hitting a flying spinning heel kick to Dimitri! DiBiase rolls outside. Dimitri is down. DiBiase grabs a chair and tosses it in the ring. DiBiase rolls back in the ring as Dimitri rolls over to his knees. DiBiase lets a big fury punch fly, reeling Dimitri back into the ropes. DiBiase shoots Dimitri into the turnbuckle and goes for a clothesline, but Dimitri gets a boot to the midsection, grabs DiBiase's head, and hits a tornado DDT off the turnbuckle on DiBiase through the steel chair on the mat! Both men are down as the crowd begins to chant, DI-MI-TRI! DI-MI-TRI! DI-MI-TRI!
JOEY STYLES: OH MY GOD!
Dimitri is able to get over to DiBiase, and attempts to lock in an Double Ring Stretch, but DiBiase rakes the eyes and rolls away. Dimitri and DiBiase both get up, and DiBiase has the chair. DiBiase swings, but misses. Dimitri ducks, and hits the Iron Curtain on DiBiase! Dimitri nods that it's all over and covers. The ref counts 1..2.. KICKOUT! DiBiase kicks out at 2 and 3 quarters. The crowd cheers as Dimitri looks angry. Dimitri picks DiBiase up, and chops him to the chest. Dimitri shoots DiBiase into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but DiBiase ducks and hits a back elbow smash on Dimitri. Dimitri gets right back up, and DiBiase hits a DDT. Dimitri gets up again, and DiBiase kicks him to the midsection, and hits a backbreaker. DiBiase picks Dimitri up and grabs him from behind. DiBiase hits a German suplex with a bridge. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! DiBiase gets up, and stomps on Dimitri. DiBiase picks Dimitri up and hits a cradle suplex. DiBiase covers. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! DiBiase motions for Jason Lee to grab another chair. Jason Lee grabs one and slides it in to DiBiase, the hops on the apron, distracting the ref. Dimitri gets to his feet, and DiBiase waffles him with the chair, busting Dimitri wide open. Jason hops down, pointing in the ring to the ref, who turns around. DiBiase covers. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout!
JOEY STYLES: I don't know what DiBiase ate for breakfast, but I need to get me some! Scott is a force in that ring tonight, P...
P. LICKIN: I think he's fighting for Eddie, in his head.
DiBiase picks Dimitri up and shoots him into the ropes. DiBiase goes for a powerslam, but Dimitri reverses into a headscissors takedown. DiBiase is back up on his feet, and charges Dimitri, but Dimitri hits a drop toehold. Dimitri goes to the ropes and hits a springboard leg drop. Dimitri rolls DiBiase over and covers. The ref counts 1...2... boot on the ropes! Dimitri gets up, yelling in Russian at the ref. Jason Lee slides another chair in the ring. He again jumps on the apron, taunting Dimitri. The ref goes over as Dimitri stands behind the ref, yelling at Jason. Scott picks up the chair as Jason Lee jumps back down. Scott hits the ring post with the chair and lays down with it on top of him. The ref and Dimitri turn around. The ref grabs the chair and starts yelling at Dimitri, who denys everything. The fans cheer as Dimitri is jumping up and down in the ring, turns around, and DiBiase is back up from playing possum, poking him in the eyes! The ref turns back as Dimitri is blinded. DiBiase kicks him to the midsection and hits a suplex. DiBiase holds on, rolls over, and hits the second suplex. DiBiase continues to hold on, rolls over, and hits a third suplex! Hat Trick!
JOEY STYLES: THREE AMIGOS! THREE AMIGOS! THREE AMIGOS!
P. LICKIN: I don't think DiBiase is done yet, Joey...
DiBiase gets to his feet, and goes to the corner turnbuckle. DiBiase climbs, points to the sky, and jumps off, hitting the Frog Splash! DiBiase hooks the leg and covers as the ref counts, and the fans count along... 1....2....3....)-)-)
Winner: Scott DiBiase wins the Eddie Guerrero Memorial Trophy
(-(-( Kyle Bacon: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for this year's lingerie contest!
"Tush" by ZZ Top begins to play, as the ladies start to make their way out to the ramp. Ms. Hayek comes out wearing a skimpy robe, Ms. Milano is wearing a trench coat. Ms. Panettierre is wearing a robe, as is Ms. Alba, but theres no sign of Jessica Simpson.
Joey Styles: Where is Jessica Simspon?
P. Lickin: Oh shit...
P. Lickin bolts from the announce booth and runs to the locker room. He finds the lady's locker room and barges in, where he finds Jessica Simpson out cold, covered with just a sheet and her hair a mess.
P. Lickin: Wake up baby! Come on, I didn't even use that much...
Joey Styles: Jesus Christ, don't tell me he drugged Jessica Simpson!
P. Lickin: Come on, wake up.
Jessica Simpson: Tony, is that you?
P. Lickin: Uh, yeah, it's me baby. Tony Romo. Get up...
She staggers to her feet with the sheet wrapped around her. She looks confused, but allows Lickin to escort her to the door. When he opens the locker room door, he sees the face of an old thorn in his side, the Reverend John Crazy.
P. Lickin: Holy sh...
Reverend John Crazy: You disgusting worm!
The Reverend slams P. Lickin into the wall, and then throws him out of the locker room. Simpson looks stunned, and just faints.
Reverend John Crazy: I'm putting a stop to all of this.
Back on stage, Kyle Bacon is starting the lingerie contest.
Kyle Bacon: Okay folks, up first is Ms. Hayden Panettiere!
Hayden Panettiere steps forward, and starts to remove her robe with a little porn music laying in the background. Before she can expose herself past her shoulders, the Reverend steps through the curtain and yanks her robe back on her.
Reverend John Crazy: This ends now!
The Reverend grabs poor Kyle Bacon and throws him head first into the Vikingtron, knocking him out cold. The ladies all run off screaming as the VWF fans boo. The Rev grabs the mic...
Reverend John Crazy: This is madness! The VWF has boiled down to nothing more than a cattle market to be judged by the masses! You should all be ashamed, objectifying these women like that. I told you all the inquisition was upon you, and I start with wickedness like this! Starting here, at the 11th birthday of the VWF, I shall wash away the federation's sin and make this company pure! And that, my friends, you can BELIEVE!
Reverend Crazy walks out of the arena and P. Lickin slips back to the announce table with an ice pack on his head. He looks at Joey Styles, who is staring at him with a disgusted look on his face.
Joey Styles: Tell me you didn't slip Jessica Simspon a drug...
P. Lickin: Well, I slipped her something...
Joey Styles: You're sick... )-)-)
Winner: We all lose
(-(-( Dandelion, Alexia, Malik Logan, Arias VanPierce, Do or Die, Juston Frost, Matt Arcara and Johnny Aggression all stand in the ring, awaiting the Battle Royal to start. The ref explains to be eliminated, you must be pinned or be sent over the top rope to the outside, where 2 feet must hit the floor. He calls for the bell, and immediately the fighting begins. Juston Frost charges at Do or Die, who ducks immediately, sending Juston over the top rope with a back body drop. Juston Frost hits the apron, and Do or Die punches him square in the jaw, knocking him off. JUSTON FROST IS ELIMINATED Malik Logan charges at Dandelion, attempting to hit a super kick, but Dandelion catches the foot and shoves him forward and over the ropes. MALIK LOGAN IS ELIMINATED Do or Die, now feeling cocky, charges at Matt Arcara. Matt ducks and sends Do or Die over the top rope to the outside, trying his own trick on him. Do or Die lands on his feet on the apron, and grabs Matt Arcara by the head, hitting a snake eyes. Matt's head snaps back, and Do or Die jumps up, hitting a hurcanarana on Arcara, pulling him over the top rope to the outside. MATT ARCARA IS ELIMINATED
JOEY STYLES: Business is picking up!
P. LICKIN: Not until Alexia has a wardrobe malfunction...
JOEY STYLES: How will that happen?
I cut through half of every strap on her outfit. It's only a matter of time before the rest of the strap gives way!
JOEY STYLES: You're a sick man.
Do or Die is down on the apron, and rolls back inside. AVP is there, and lays into him with some boots before he can get up. AVP picks Do or Die up, and shoots him into the corner turnbuckle. Aggression takes the turnbuckle padding off on the opposite post. AVP hits Do or Die a couple times, then shoots him to the opposite turnbuckle, where he hits the exposed steal. Do or Die goes down in a heap. Dandelion pounces on Alexia and starts to beat her down in the corner. AVP and Aggression go at it in the corner. Alexia fights back out of the corner and nails Dandelion with a Forearm. AVP and Aggression exchange rights and lefts with each other in the opposite corner. Dandelion rakes the eyes of Alexia. Dandelion shoots Alexia back into the corner and follows up with a Fore Arm to the face. Alexia stumbles out of the corner and Dandelion hits her with a Snap Suplex. Aggression gets the upper hand on AVP and shoots him into the ropes. AVP comes off the ropes and Aggression hits him with a Hurricanrana and goes for the pin. ...1 ...2 AVP kicks out. Aggression pulls AVP up and hits him with a right. AVP fights back and hits Aggression with a Hard Right knocking him down. Alexia pulls Dandelion down by the leg. Dandelion and Alexia brawl around the ring floor for a bit before Alexia gets the upper hand and mounts Dandelion hitting her with Hard Rights to the head. Alexia pulls Dandelion up and shoots her into the ropes. Dandelion comes off the ropes and hits Alexia with a Crossbody taking her down. AVP pulls Aggression up and executes a Vertical Suplex then immediately spins round and goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 Aggression easily kicks out. AVP pulls Aggression up and attempts to hit a Scoop Slam but Aggression manages to counter with his wait and pulls AVP down into a roll up as The Ref counts the pin. ...1 AVP escapes. Dandelion gets up and kicks Alexia down by the ropes. Dandelion pulls Alexia up and shoots her into the corner. Dandelion charges after Alexia but she moves and Dandelion hits the corner. Dandelion stumbles backwards out of the corner and Alexia hits her with a Reverse Suplex. Alexia goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 Dandelion kicks out.
JOEY STYLES: Alexia is playing VERY aggressive here tonight...
Do or Die is up, and attacks Alexia from behind. He hits a snap DDT, the covers. The ref counts 1...2.. kickout. Do or Die picks Alexia up and tosses her over the top rope. She holds on, and Dandelion schoolboys Do or Die from behind. The ref counts 1... kickout. Do or Die kips up, and Alexia hits a superkick on him, nearly taking his head off. He staggers back and falls to the mat, rolling to the side. Alexia stands up and pulls Dandelion up. Alexia leans Dandelion on the ropes and hits her with some Knifehand Chops across the chest. Aggression and AVP both get up and start to exchange rights. AVP gets the upper hand with a Hard Right that sends Aggression back into the ropes. Aggression comes slowly back off the ropes and AVP hits a Northern Lights Suplex. AVP picks up Aggression. Dandelion blocks a Chop from Alexia and shoots her into the ropes but AVP is in the way and Alexia hits AVP. AVP falls onto the ropes. AVP turns around to see Alexia and hits her with a hell of a Hard Right sending her flying back to Dandelion. AVP turns around and Aggression hits him with a Short Arm Clothesline. Aggression pulls AVP's legs up and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf. The Ref checks for the tap out... AVP reaches for the ropes... AVP get's the ropes and The Ref makes Aggression break the hold. Alexia stumbles back from AVPs punch and Dandelion kifts her up in a Fire Mans Carry and drops her on her back. Dandelion goes up top and sizes up Alexia. Dandelion flies off the top turnbuckle hitting Alexia with a huge elbow. Dandelion makes the cover. ...1 ...2 Alexia kicks out.
JOEY STYLES: Dandelion is all over the place!
P. LICKIN: How does a doll do that?
Do or Die is up, and grabs Dandelion by the head. Do or Die grabs her and drags her to the ropes. Do or Die chokes Dandelion out on the ropes, then takes a step back and hits a thigh to the back of the head. Do or Die picks Alexia up and tosses her over the top rope to the outside again. She lands on the apron and rolls back in the ring. Do or Die goes to pick her up, but AVP is right behind him, and dumps Do or Die over the top rope to the outside. DO OR DIE IS ELIMINATED AVP grabs Alexia by the hair, but she kicks him in the face, knocking him back. Aggression pulls AVP up and leans him on the ropes. Aggression goes to the other ropes but Dandelion knocks him down with a Short Arm Clothesline to the back of the head. Dandelion carries on running and Clotheslines AVP over the ropes and AVP crashes to the floor at the ramp side of the ring.Dandelion turns around and Aggression hits a Belly To Belly Suplex on him. Aggression rolls on for a cover. ...1 ...2 Dandelion kicks out. Aggression picks Dandelion up and goes to shoot him into the ropes but Dandelion reverses and sends Aggression into the ropes. Aggression comes off the ropes and goes for a kick to the midsection of Dandelion but Dandelion catches Aggression's foot and Aggression hits an Enzuigiri Kick and Dandelion goes down. AVP starts to get back into the ring as Aggression sticks the boot to Dandelion by the ropes. The Ref breaks it up as Dandelion has the ropes and Aggression turns around to get hit with a Savant Kick from AVP. AVP pulls Aggression up and pushes over to the ropes then throws him over and now Aggression goes over the ropes and crashes to the floor at the ramp side of the ring. JOHNNY AGGRESSION IS ELIMINATED AVP turns around and starts to beat down Dandelion with a lot of boots to the head. AVP goes over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. AVP flies off the turnbuckle aiming for a Swan Dive Headbutt on Dandelion but Dandelion rolls out of the way and AVP gets a taste of the mat. Dandelion starts to get up before AVP and he sticks the boot to AVP. Dandelion pulls AVP up and sends him into the corner. AVP hits the corner with some impact almost knocking him down. Dandelion charges at AVP but AVP slides out and hits a Drop Toe Hold on Dandelion and Dandelion's head hits the bottom turnbuckle. AVP goes for the cover as The Ref counts. ...1 ...2 Dandelion kicks out. AVP mounts Dandelion and hits her in the head with some hard rights. Meanwhile Alexia climbs the ring post and gets to the top. AVP stands up and turns round to see where Alexia is and Alexia hits him with a Missile Drop Kick off the top rope. Alexia goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 AVP gets a shoulder up. Alexia pulls AVP up but Dandelion attacks her from behind. Dandelion hits Alexia with a DDT and rolls over for the the cover. 1... Alexia easily kicks out. AVP gets up and starts to hit Dandelion with some rights. Alexia gets up and AVP and Alexia both shoot Dandelion into the ropes.
JOEY STYLES: Here we go!
Dandelion comes off and AVP and Alexia hit a Double Clothesline on her and Dandelion hits the mat. Straight afterwards Alexia turns around and AVP hits him with a right then shoots him into the ropes. Alexia comes off the ropes and hits AVP with a Flying Backward Elbow knocking him down. Alexia gets up at the same time Dandelion is getting up. Dandelion is the first to strike with a right to the head. Dandelion shoots Alexia into the ropes. Alexia comes off the ropes and Dandelion hits her with a Double Axe Handle Smash to the head. Alexia goes down. AVP gets to his feet and hits Dandelion in the back with a Forearm. Dandelion falls forward slightly and AVP hits him again before hitting a Crotch Slam on him. AVP stands up and comes off the ropes. AVP off the ropes and he hits a Falling Elbow on Dandelion. AVP goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 Dandelion gets the shoulder up. AVP starts to pull Dandelion up but Alexia attacks her from behind. Alexia kicks AVP in the gut and goes for a DDT but AVP counters pushing Alexia off and into the ropes. Alexia comes off the ropes and AVP ducks for a move but too early and Alexia kicks him in the face. AVP stumbles backa and Dandelion Schoolboys him. ...1 AVP escapes. AVP rolls over onto his feet and Dandelion starts to get up. Both Dandelion and Alexia charge AVP and Double Clothesline him over the ropes. Dandelion turns around and Alexia hits her in the face with a Right. Alexia hits Dandelion with some Knifehand Chops all the way back to the corner. Alexia hits Dandelion with some more Chops before climbing onto the bottom turnbuckle and hitting Dandelion in the head with some rights. The Ref counts the ten then stops Alexia punching. Alexia jumps up and wraps her legs around Dandelion's head going for a Huricanarana but Dandelion counters locking her legs on the ropes and hits Alexia with a PowerBomb. Dandelion rolls Alexia up and puts her foot on the Turnbuckle for extra leverage. ...1 ...2 The Ref see's Dandelion's foot on the ropes and breaks the count. AVP slides back in the ring and straight away kicks Dandelion in the head. Dandelion manages to get up and AVP Clotheslines her over the ropes but AVP goes over with her and both wrestlers land on the apron on their feet. AVP hits an elbow, and smashes Dandelion's head into the turnbuckle post, knocking her to the outside. DANDELION IS ELIMINATED AVP Poses for a second, then turns around as Alexia charges him, hitting a tackle blow. AVP Holds on by one hand to the ropes, swinging wide. Dandelion reaches up and grabs him, yanking him down, eliminating him as vengeance.
ORDER OF ELIMINATION
Juston Frost (By Do or Die)
Malik Logan (By Dandelion)
Matt Arcara (By Do or Die)
Do or Die (By AVP)
Johnny Aggression (By AVP)
Dandelion (By AVP)
AVP (By Dandelion)
)-)-)
Winner: Alexia wins the Middeweight Medal of Valor
EARLIER TONIGHT
(At the Hall of Fame Dinner prior to the show, dinner has ended and the crowd is silenced as the three inductees, Cisco Kid, The Rick and Dr. Feelgood all stand on the podium. Cisco's name is called, and he comes up to say a few words and accept his award...)
CISCO KID: I have to say... I was surprised I got this here. But all I know is, when the rest of the Hall of Famers won their awards, they got a check in the mail. When I win, I get a limo ride here, a nice spread, black tie dinner, and a limo ride home where I get another ride on my limo from HisaMe. So... have a good evening. Thank you very much. And here's The Rick. Wait... who's The Rick?
(Cisco Kid's tribute video plays as The Rick comes up to accept his award.)
VIDEO HERE
(The Rick looks out at the crowd, knowing that he is retiring later tonight. He holds his award, smiles, and says says...)
THE RICK: Vote for The VWF for fed of the year on the EKnights, and thank you.
(The Rick blows a kiss to the crowd and steps aside as his video begins to play...)
VIDEO HERE
(Dr.Feelgood, dressed in a tuxedo made complete with a black vest and a bow tie that is hanging loosely around hi neck, the ends dangling down the front of his chest. As his music plays, he approaches the podium, sunglasses hiding his eyes. He pauses as the waiting throngs chant his name and continue to clap and cheer, well after what would be perceived as normal. He attempts to begin, but it starts again and he smiles appreciatively, then finally holds his hands up to silence them.)
Dr.Feelgood- I guess tonight it's my turn to feel alright.
(Again the crowd erupts into an uncontrolled frenzy of cheering and chanting and, this time, the Good Doctor allows it to runs it's course before speaking.)
Dr.Feelgood- You know, I've been doing this for a long time. So when I sat down to write this acceptance speech, it took me a while to figure out what I would say. Do I want to take a moment to exalt myself? Do I want to make an additional point about my career or how great I am?
There have been many great wrestlers that have gone before me. Men that literally created this industry we all have come to love. Men that defined greatness from the word go, that paved the way with boots that would be all but impossible for anyone that followed to fill. I think that when we induct new members into the VWF Hall of Fame, we do so in honor of those wrestlers. Guys like Jax.(Crowd pops.)Or Fugitive and Flex. (Crowd pops again.) MC7evenz. (Larger pop from the crowd.) But there is one man that I want to honor tonight, and you all know of whom I speak. He is the One. He was my mentor. He is the Viking King.
(Now there is a huge pop from the crowd and a spotlight finds the bald headed warrior similarly dressed and sitting in the front row enjoying the moment for his protege. Feelgood stands back and applauds his friend as well, and Viking waves to appease the demanding chants of the fans.)
Dr.Feelgood- When I first arrived in the VWF, it was my goal to leave my mark on this place and on this industry. Over the 10 plus years I've been with the VWF, I've done that and more. I raised the bar. I changed expectations. I redefined words like "icon." "Greatness." "Legend." But all of that pales in comparison to how the VWF has changed me.
(The crowd applauds politely and Feelgood takes a moment before continuing.)
Dr.Feelgood- This business, this place, taught me who I really was. It taught me a new definition of brotherhood through my struggles and relationships with my own brother as well as that of my Horde teammates. And I think that is ultimately the point. It isn't about what we have done, but what all that we've done and all that has happened to us that causes us to be who and what we are today. I'm the first ever Grand Slam Champion. I am a multi-time World Heavyweight Champion. I am the brightest Shining Star, the Smartest Player in the Game and the King of the Impromptu Match. A lot has happened in ten years to turn me into the man I am today, a lot has changed. But one thing has always remained the same. I am still the ONLY one they call Dr.Feelgood, and I'm the ONLY one that makes you feel alright.
(The crowd erupts into a new round of cheers even louder than anything head so far. Feelgood takes off his shades and leans into the mic on the podium a little bit.)
Dr.Feelgood- And for those that think this is the end, I've got one final thing to say.
I'M GONNA BE YOUR...
Crowd- FRANKENSTEIN!!!
(A musical tribute plays on the Vikingtron in honor of the Good Doctor as he steps away from the podium.)
VIDEO HERE
(-(-( The Arena goes dark as a gaint spot light shines in the entrance way with the letters MM on it. As the words "Up,up,and away is heard a man wearing what appears to be a mixture of a spiderman and superman custom comes running out stopping in the spotlight to pose. As " Soldier Boy" Plays he makes his way down to thr ring looking over fans for villians every where. When Mr. Marvel makes it to the ring Perry white walks down smoking a cigar with a smug look on his face. "Cadillac Pussy" By Kid Rock hits, and out comes the United States Champion, Jonny Cedrone. The fans give him a pop and Cedrone raises the United States title in the air. Once Cedrone is at the bottom of the ramp he slides underneath the bottom rope. Cedrone then gets up to his feet and the ref takes the belt and Masked Marvel attacks Cedrone from the back with a bulldog and then bell sounds)
JOEY STYLES: Masked Marvel wasting no time to get this match started...
(Masked Marvel then attacks Alexander with a closeline. Masked Marvel then lifts Alexander up to his feet and he delivers a powerbomb! Masked Marvel turns around only to be met with a boot to the forehead from Cedrone. Cedrone then quickly delivers a spine buster. Cedrone lifts Masked Marvel up and he then delivers an implant DDT. Cedrone then gets up to his feet and he then turns around only to be met with a fist of fury from Alexander. Alexander then kicks Cedrone in the midsection and tries to deliver a DDT but Cedrone counters it with a northern lights suplex. Cedrone then gets up to his feet and he then lifts Alexander up in to the air and he tosses his over the top rope and to the outside. Cedrone turns around and he see Masked Marvel who has just gotten up to his feet and Masked Marvel delivers a quick Spear. Masked Marvel then gets up to his feet and he lifts up Cedrone and delivers a body slam! Masked Marvel then jumps up to the top turnbuckle and he jumps off and goes to deliver a frog splash but Cedrone rolls out of the way. Cedrone struggles to his feet and so does Masked Marvel. Cedrone and Masked Marvel begin to exchange blows. Cedrone quickly delivers a firemen carry and kicks Masked Marvel square in the back. Cedrone lifts Masked Marvel up and they lock up. Masked Marvel quickly counters another firemen's carry with a Samoan drop! The ref counts Masked Marvel down 1...2...3... Masked Marvel pulls himself up.)
JOEY STYLES: Masked Marvel looks like he's taken alot of punishment in there...
(Masked Marvel goes off the ropes and he hits an elbow drop to Cedrone's chest. Alexander finally returns to the ring and he tries to attack Masked Marvel while he is getting up but Masked Marvel quickly counters with a drop toe hold. Masked Marvel then gets up to his feet and he starts to lift Alexander up to his feet but Alexander delivers a quick low blow. Alexander gets up to his feet and he grabs Cedrone and he slowly lifts him to his feet and Alexander then delivers a double under arm hook piledriver! Alexander once again gets up to his feet and he goes to the top turnbuckle and he then waits until Cedrone gets to his feet. And once Cedrone is up to his feet Alexander jumps up off and goes to delivers a suicide dive but Cedrone catches Alexander and delivers a powerslam. Cedrone gets up to his feet and He lifts Alexander up and he then delivers a snap powerbomb! Cedrone gets up to his feet only to be met with a bulldog from Masked Marvel! Masked Marvel lifts Cedrone up and he then delivers a gorilla press slam! Masked Marvel lifts Cedrone up and hits The Avenger Assemble! Masked Marvel goes to cover but Alexander hits a elbow drop to the back of Masked Marvel's head. Masked Marvel gets up and Alexander is stalking him and as soon as Masked Marvel turns around Alexander attacks hitting a kick to the midsection and a DDT. Alexander hits a leg drop once, twice, three times, then stands and poses for the crowd as they boo.)
P. LICKIN: That TD Alexander, what a ham!
(TD Alexander turns around, and Cedrone is there and hits a clothesline!)
JOEY STYLES: Look like someone just made a ham sandwhich!
(The ref starts to count. 1...2...3...4... Alexander rolls to the outside. Masked Marvel starts to get up. Cedrone grabs Masked Marvel and he lifts him up and Cedrone delivers an uppercut. Masked Marvel staggers back Cedrone gets up to his feet and he begins to stalk Masked Marvel and as soon as Masked Marvel is up Cedrone delivers a Arm drag with an Arm lock! Masked Marvel screams in pain as Cedrone applies pressure, when out of no where Alexander attacks Cedrone with The Crown! TD Alexander stands over Cedrone as the ref counts 1...2...3...4...5... Masked Marvel delivers a hard right to Alexander knocking his down. Alexander hops right back up and Masked Marvel goes for a closeline but Alexander ducks it and then hits a Hurricanarana on Masked Marvel! Alexander gets up and he runs at Cedrone and he delivers Headscissors to Cedrone! Alexander then runs over to a corner turnbuckle and he jumps to the top and he then jumps off and The Crown on Masked Marvel! Alexander hops back up to his feet and he then lifts up Cedrone and he delivers a neckbreaker! Alexander gets up to his feet and he then delivers rolling thunder to the down Cedrone! Alexander tips up to his feet and he then comes off the ropes at Masked Marvel who is slowly getting up to his feet and he delivers a leg drop to the back of Masked Marvels head! Alexander poses again, but this time Cedrone grabs him from behind and pulls him into the turnbuckle post. Cedrone lays into Alexander with a few rights, then lifts him to the top turnbuckle. Cedrone climbs up with Alexander, and goes for a superplex. Alexander blocks it, and headbutts Cedrone. Masked Marvel comes up behind him, and yanks Cedrone off, sending him crashing backwards to teh mat. Masked Marvel then low blows Alexander, hops up, and hits a Superplex on Alexander off the top turnbuckel, ONTO Cedrone! All three men are down as the crowd cheers...)
JOEY STYLES: Oh my God!
P. LICKIN: That isn't the kind of sandwhich action I was expecting tonight...
(All three men are still down as the ref counts 1...2...3...4...5...6...7... Masked Marvel and Cedrone stir. 8... Masked Marvel and Cedrone pull themselves up in opposite turnbuckles. Alexander gets up to his feet and he grabs Masked Marvel and he then lifts him up and hits a northern lights suplex! Alexander quickly runs over to the corner turnbuckle and he then jumps off and delivers a moonsault! Alexander and Masked Marvel are down this time. Cedrone grabs Alexander by the back of his head and he goes to lift his up and Alexander quickly delivers a low blow to Cedrone! Cedrone staggers away as Masked Marvel charges him from behind. Alexander crawls over to the turnbuckle, and removes the padding. Masked Marvel hits a throat chop to Cedrone, then turns around. Alexander slumps in the corner, appearing hurt. Masked Marvel charges, but Alexander rolls out of the way, and Masked Marvel goes head first into the turnbuckle post! Masked Marvel is busted open and out. Suddenly, " Ladies and Gentlemen " By Saliva hits and Mr. Fantastic's VikingTron comes on. Cedrone looks up quickly and distracted. Alexander comes up behind Cedrone and low blows him again, then turns him around and charges him head first into the turnbuckle post. Cedrone is also busted open and down. Alexander, smiling, leans on the ropes as the ref counts 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10... )-)-)
Winner: TD Alexander wins the Kingmaker Crown
(-(-( The VikingTron comes to life, and shows a house in a nice, suburban setting. It zooms around, and cuts to a camera that is on the front porch. It shows Ian Credible and Danny Orchard standing there at the front door, ready to go in. The camera cuts to the back door, where Kirsta Lewis is standing, waiting for the go ahead. The camera goes back to Ian Credible and Danny Orchard...
IAN CREDIBLE: Alright. I'm set.
DANNY ORCHARD: Remember Mr. Credible. Kirsta is coming in the back door.
IAN CREDIBLE: I'll bet she is, the minx.
DANNY ORCHARD: I don't understand sir.
IAN CREDIBLE: You will when you hit puberty four feet in the ground! Now go get into position!
DANNY ORCHARD: Yes sir.
(Danny scurries off, and Ian turns the handle and pulls the door. It does nothing. He pulls again, and nothing happens again. This time, he pushes and goes through. he shakes his head and sighs under his breath "Idiot Danny..." and moves into the house. Kirsta comes in the back door as well, and moves through the house towards the spot where Ian is at. Ian sidesteps around, and looks into the dinning room. He walks into the kitchen and looks around. Ian sighs to himself...)
IAN CREDIBLE: This is where that wench should be. In the kitchen...
KIRSTA: Well here I am, and I brought a ham.
(Ian turns around, and Kirsta Lewis smacks him square in the face with a slab of ham. Ian sputters and falls back. Kirsta hits him again, and again. Ian falls back, looking for a weapon through his ham juice blinded eyes. His hands fall on a mallet, a knife, an finally land on something. He picks up a bunch of bananas and peels them quickly, throwing the banana peels all over the floor.)
IAN CREDIBLE: Ha!
(Kirsta steps over them and comes at Ian...)
IAN CREDIBLE: How can you avoid them! You must be a witch!
(Ian throws a pitcher of water on the counter at Kirsta.)
IAN CREDIBLE: WHY WON'T YOU MELT!!!
(Kirsta, blinded, steps back and slips and falls on the banana peels. Ian takes off into the other room. Kirsta pulls herself up and wipes the water out of her eyes. Kirsta grabs a bunch of knives and follows Ian. She comes into the living room, where Ian is standing on the other side of the couch.)
IAN CREDIBLE: Shouldn't you be making me a banana cream pie?
KIRSTA: No. I'm here to cut the cheese...
(Kirsta throws the knives at Ian. Thinking fast, Ian picks up a couch cushion. The knives all impact the cushion, protecting Ian. Ian bounces on the couch, and lands in front of Kirsta. Ian lands a right, and Kirsta comes back with her own right. The two exchange blows. Kirsta hits a knee to the midsection and snapmares Ian to the floor. Kirsta opens the china cabinet and smashes a plate over Ian's head. She grabs another and another, hitting him 2, 3, 4, and 5 times. Ian is loopy. Kirsta picks Ian up and drags him back into the kitchen. Kirsta tosses Ian back into the stove. Ian reaches down and pulls the gas line out of the wall. Kirsta yanks him off. Ian pokes her in the eye and wraps the line around her neck, choking her. Kirsta struggles, elbowing Ian in the face. Ian lets go, and Kirsta staggers away, coughing. Suddenly, Danny Orchard comes charging in with a candle and lighter...)
DANNY ORCHARD: Mr. Credible, those scented candles you wanted in the bedroom aren't scented. And this one won't light... wait... there it goes...
IAN CREDIBLE: No Danny! You fool!
(Danny lights the candle, and Kirsta and Ian both run out opposite rooms. The kitchen explodes as a fireball takes Danny off his feet, sending him to land in the pool out back. The explosion shoots the oven out of the window, crashing into the outside grill, which also explodes. The outside grill now flies up into the air and crashes through the garage roof, hitting a riding lawnmower, which turns on and drives right into the pool. It hits the bottom of the pool. cracking it. Water starts to pour out the hole in the bottom as Danny Orchard screams for help. Inside the house, Kirsta coughs as she swirls smoke from the room. She looks around, and sees soot footprints run upstairs. She coughs some more and starts to come up the stairs.)
IAN CREDIBLE: Time to face the music, Kirsta!
(A baby grand piano comes crashing down the stairs. Kirsta side steps it, and it goes crashing into a curio cabinet, crushing it. Kirsta rushes up the stairs, chasing Ian. She turns the corner, and suddenly a cat comes flying at her. It misses, bounces off the wall and runs off. A second and third cat come flying at her...)
IAN CREDIBLE: Take these Hellcats, pussy!
(Apparently a cat lady lives here, because a fourth, fifth and sixth cat come flying out of the room. Kirsta finally kicks, hitting the Hell's Bitch Kick on the seventh cat, sending it back at Ian. The cat misses Ian and runs off. Kirsta tackles Ian, sending him falling back onto the bed...)
IAN CREDIBLE: Control yourself, woman!
(Ian flips her over on her back and smirks. Kirsta headbutts Ian, sending him flying off her and crashing into the dresser. Kirsta hops up, and jumps off, hitting a tornado DDT. Kirsta covers. A ref over a speaker in the house counts 1...2... kickout. Kirsta picks Ian up and hits a snapmare. Ian crawls into the bathroom. Kirsta comes in. Ian kicks her in the midsection and hits a drop toe kick, sending her into the bathtub, ripping the shower curtain around her. Kirsta scrambles up, but Ian grabs her by the head and attempts to give her a swirly in the toilet. Kirsta puts her hands on the seat, blocking it. Ian slams the toilet top down, smacking Kirsta in the head. Kirsta slumps on the floor as Ian staggers out the door. Kirsta groans, then gets up. She shakes her head and stands up. Kirsta walks out the door, and sees an open door down the hallway. She walks down, and finds Ian in a spare bedroom. He has a baseball bat in hand. Ian charges. Kirsta turns and slams the door in his face. Ian crashes into it and breaks it down...)
IAN CREDIBLE: Oh yeah!
(Kirsta jumps in the laundry chute, falling down into the basement.
IAN CREDIBLE: Oh no!
(Ian drops the bat and looks in the chute. He swears and runs down the stairs. Ian goes down and runs down the stairs to the basement...)
IAN CREDIBLE: Kirsta, you better be pressing my pants!
KIRSTA LEWIS: Press this.
(Kirsta swings out from a rafter, kicking Ian in the chest. Ian stumbles back. Kirsta hits a right and a left, then kicks Ian to the midsection. Kirsta elbows him again to the head, then hits a suplex. Ian lays on the floor, when the outside door opens, and in stumbles Danny Orchard. He's soaked, singed, and stumbling. Danny falls towards Kirsta. Kirsta shoves him off, and he passes out. Kirsta turns around, and Ian is back up, and throws fabric softener in her face. Kirsta, blinded, swings wide. Ian ducks it and chops her to the chest. Ian grabs her and throws her head first into the dryer. Ian starts the dryer, which turns around, hitting Kirsta a few times in the head. Ian pulls her out. Ian kicks her to the midsection as she's still dazed and hits the Ian Fatuation on Kirsta! Ian covers. The ref over the speaker system counts 1...2...3... )-)-)
Winner: Ian Credible retains the Britannia Heavyweight Championship
(-(-( The bell rings and Lee and Rick immeediately attack Draende on the outside. Lee and Rick hit a double arm DDT on Draeden, knocking him out. Lee and Rick play paper scissors rocks, and Lee wins. Lee enters the ring, and Fantastic immediately nails Ryan in the gut with a hard right hand. Rick rushes and is met with a shot to the head. Fantastic begins beating on Rick until Ryan jumps him from behind. Fantastic twirls around before he leans over and rushes for the ropes to clothesline Ryan. Ryan avoids it, grabs Fantastic 's head and pulls Fantastic's neck against the ropes. Ryan gets off Fantastic and gives him a DDT. Rick gets up; Ryan walks to him and whips him around. They stare at each other before Fantastic begins getting up. They kick him, grab his head and connect with a double suplex, planting him on the ground.
JOEY STYLES: And Rick and Ryan are double teaming Fantastic.
P. LICKIN: So what’s your point?
JOEY STYLES: I give up.
Ryan quickly begins to stomp on Fantastic’s knee and Rick follows suit. Rick grab's Fantastic’s legs and locks on a Boston crab. Fantastic screams out in pain from the crab, but uses his leg strength to throw Rick off. As Fantastic tries to get to his feet, Ryan quickly stomps Fantastic on the back and locks on a headlock, leaning back as far as he can to put more pressure on his back and neck. Fantastic again screams out in pain, but this time is able to get to the ropes which forces Ryan to break the hold. As Fantastic uses the ropes to get back to his feet, Rick charges at Fantastic, only to get dumped out of the ring. Fantastic yells something out at Rick before turning back into a shot at his knee from Ryan, causing Fantastic to collapse onto one knee. Ryan grab's Fantastic’s head, leaps up, and connects with double knee to the face. Ryan makes sure Fantastic’s foot is on the bottom rope before he leaps up and sits on Fantastic’s knee. Fantastic quickly pulls his foot off the ropes and grabs his knee. Ryan looks out to the cheering crowd, who are chanting "ALL THAT! ALL THAT!" at him, before turning to see Rick drop a leg onto Fantastic locking him in a Dragon Sleeper. Draeden is back up, and grabs Ryan, pulling him out of the ring. Draeden low blows him hard, and Lee Ryan doubles over in pain. Meanwhile Fantastic rolls out of the ring so he can regain his composer. Rick and Draeden get in a fist fight, with Rick quickly gaining the upper hand. Rick then goes and grabs Draeden 's head, drops down to his knees, hooks Draeden 's leg, then fireman carries Draeden down to the mat. Rick gets back to his feet and outstretches his arms to the side before running and bouncing off the ropes. Rick then leaps up for an elbow drop, but Draeden moves at the last second, causing Rick to hit nothing but the mat instead. Rick sits there briefly as Draeden gets back to his feet, bounces off the ropes, and kicks Rick in the chest before attempting his own Dragon Sleeper. Rick Manages to get to the ropes and breaks the hold. Draeden picks up Rick and backs him up into the ropes and goes to whip him across the ring, but when Rick hits the ropes on the other side, Fantastic is there to trip him up, causing Rick to hit the mat face first. Fantastic pulls Rick out of the ring, then slams his head on the ring apron. Fantastic then goes to whip Rick into the ring steps, but Rick counters, and sends Fantastic knee first into the ring steps instead. Rick climbs back into the ring and as Draeden runs at him for a clothesline, Rick ducks, and runs to the other side of the ring and connects with a vicious DDT in the middle of the ring. Rick goes for an armbar but Draeden wriggles out of his grip.
JOEY STYLES: That’s twice now Rick has tried and failed to get the winning submission.
P. LICKIN: Oh way to go Styles, you’ve learnt to count!! They better hurry, because that ring is going to be ready to be pulled into the air pretty soon...
Rick turns back to Draeden and begins to punch at Draeden’s head in a flurry. Rick gets back to his feet before suddenly ducking a big boot from Fantastic that hits the referee instead. Fantastic quickly checks on the referee as Rick kicks the back of Fantastic’s leg.
P. LICKIN: Oh come on! Rick should be disqualified right there, he attacked the referee!
JOEY STYLES: Are you blind, that was Fantastic!!!
P. LICKIN: Not from where I'm sitting...
Draeden finally gets to his feet, attacks Rick from behind and quickly tosses him out of the ring. Ryan begins to stomp on Fantastic’s head some more before rolling out of the ring, grabbing his arm, and wrapping the arm and shoulder around the turnbuckle post. Ryan sees that the ref is still out cold and quickly digs under the ring and finally emerges with a chair. Ryan raises the chair above his head and then swings it down at Fantastic’s head, but luckily for Fantastic, he was able to pull his arm away, causing Ryan to hit the post with the chair instead. Ryan shakes off the effects of the chair shot before picking up the chair again and rolling back into the ring. Ryan charges at Fantastic, only to be blasted in the face with a superkick. Before he can go for a submission attempt, Rick and Fantastic get in a fist fight once again, ending with Fantastic lifting up Rick and slamming him down onto the ring with a scoop slam. Fantastic then stomps on Rick before climbing up the turnbuckle and leaping off with a huge elbow drop. Ryan gets to his feet and Fantastic charges at him, only to get kicked in the gut and hit with an almighty Powerbomb. Ryan then rolls Fantastic over and goes for a Camel Clutch. The official is only just coming to, so slowly crawls over to check on the Russian. Fantastic manages to crawl to the ropes, breaking the hold. Ryan roars out his frustration. Pulling himself back to his feet he drops a standing elbow and once again begins stomping down on his head.
JOEY STYLES: None of these men will stay down.
P. LICKIN: Same can’t be said about your Mom, when she goes down, she stays down!!
Ryan, who is pissed now that he can't make either man submit, picks up Fantastic and drapes him head first over his shoulder. He lifts Fantastic up into the air, then kneels down, causing Fantastic 's shoulder to be in more pain. Fantastic gets up all the time trying to shake off the pain in his shoulder. Ryan grabs the VWF Champion from behind and hits Fantastic with a huge German suplex.
P. LICKIN: That’s awesome.
JOEY STYLES: You’re easily pleased aren’t you?
P. LICKIN: I take after your mom.
Ryan laughs at Fantastic before getting back his focused look. Ryan picks up Fantastic and kicks him in the gut, looking to hit another Powerbomb, but Draeden hammers him around the head from behind. Ryan drops to the mat. Fantastic falls back and leans on the ropes. Rick rolls (HA!) back into the ring. Rick charges at Fantastic only to be rocked with a massive kick to the face. Fantastic grabs hold of Lee’s arm, twists it around then nails him the Fantasm!! Fantastic claws his way back to his feet, his attention on the newly felled Lee. Ryan catches the champ off guard and drills him with a decapitating Canadian Lariat. Picking up the downed champ, Ryan is sent reeling from a low blow. All men are down but it’s Fantastic that get to his feet first; focusing on Ryan. Picking up the Canadian, Fantastic screams something out before setting his opponent up for what looks like a Fisherman Suplex.
JOEY STYLES: Fantastic setting Ryan up for what looks to be the a devestating move!
Fantastic lifts Ryan up, but at the last moment, Ryan is able to float over hitting the Double Impact!
JOEY STYLES: Out of nowhere!
P. LICKIN: Does this mean that this thing is almost over, ‘cause Jessica is still in my trunk...
Draeden is up, and Rick charges him, clotheslining him over the top turnbuckle. They begin to brawl over the crowd barrier and into the crowd. Fantastic and Ryan recover and pull themselves up. Fantastic and Lee run at one another from opposite sides of the ring, using the full momentum of the ropes behind them. Both go for a clothesline and catch the other off guard. They both keep going upon collision though, causing them to spin a half circle around one another before each hitting the matt. Slowly they roll apart, as the crowd goes insane. Draeden and The Rick are coming back through the crowd. Rick is running down, with Draeden close behind. He goes to jump the barrier but Darksky grabs his leg and Rick's stomach lands on the barrier, knocking the air out of him. Darksky pushes him over the rest of the way to crumple on the ground before jumping the low wall himself and running to the ring. Fantastic is near a corner now and he slides under the bottom rope, tagging himself in, in the process. As a look of relief crosses Fantastic's face and he rolls out of the ring, Darksky helps the now rising Lee the rest of the way up, before hitting him with a face buster. The crowd jeers this and looks on as Darksky picks Lee up for another go. Lee manages to counter and slam his elbow into Darksky's stomach. Shoving Darksky away Lee backs up and looks around as he finishes catching his breath. The Rick is up now and making his way over to their corner. Fantastic too has regained his wind and is already watching from his own turnbuckle.
JOEY STYLES: Looks like we're finally getting into a real tag match here...
Darksky catches Lee off guard and spears him into the corner. Lee shoves him off, knees him in tyhe gut and then delivers a standing leg drop to Darksky's upper back, dropping him face first to the mat. Rick is in his own corner now, calling for the tag. Lee quickly obliges and Rick is now the legal man. The Rick climbs the turnbuckle and hits Darksky with a leg drop of his own, But darksky rolls and Rick meet's nothing but the mat. Wincing from the pain he forces himself to ignore it and get up. He and Darksky are now both standing and they lock up. They push backa nd forth, each having a problem gaining an advantage until The Rick spins and locks in Darksky's arm behind his back. Darksky fights it but can't get out of the hold. Quickly Rick changes his hold on his opponent and grabs him around the waist for a german suplex. The crowd flips out as The Rick connects the move and drops Darksky. He tags in Lee, and together they pick Darksky up and throw him into the ropes. As he comes flying back at them, Lee goes with a spear to the stomach and Rick goes high with a lariat. Draeden's eyes pop out of his head from the impact, and then he's on the ground. Rick and Lee salute one another before Rick steps out of the ring to let Lee do his thing. But that short salute was all the time that was needed for Darksky to make a tag to Fantastic. Once again Mr. Fantastic and Lee Ryan are facing off inside the ring. They battle it out, back and forth, each delivering a good series of blows on the other, but neither able to gain the upperhand. The Rick turns to the crowd and starts the slow clap chant for Lee, to help him gain momentum. The crowd complies and follow's the Rick's example and a steady clapping can be heard from the whole arena along with one word chanted over and over again. "Lee". The speed picks up and Fantasic gets pissed. He spins to the crowd and yells at them to shut up, but it does no good. He shakes his head and goes back to focusing on Lee. But the chanting continues to pick up speed. Fantastic falters a bit more on his attacks and it's clear to everyone that the support for Lee Ryan is really getting to Mr. Fantastic now and Lee takes full advantage of it by hooking his arm and delivering Fantastic to a hip toss. Fantastic slammed onto the mat and the crowd errupted in cheers. The impact is what finally gets Fantastic's head back into the game and kicks out, and catches Lee in the back of the knee, dropping him to the mat as well. He gets up and starts kicking Lee in the back and in the kidneys.
JOEY STYLES: Looks like the ring is finally starting to be pulled up!
Darksky jumps into the ring and starts kicking Lee in the head while Fantastic rolls out of the ring. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a back pack, hooking it onto the turnbuckle post. He hops back in the ring, just as it begins to rise into the rafters. Darksky exchanges blows with Ryan as the ring reaches the top, now 50 feet up in the air. Draeden shoots Ryan to the ropes, but Ryan ducks the clothesline. Ryan goes back to the ropes, and Draeden and Ryan hit a clothesline on each other, taking both down. The crowd cheers as both men roll over, and slowly crawl towards their corner. Draeden is able to move a bit quicker, reaching out to the outstretched arm of Fantastic. Just as he's about to make the tag, Fantastic pulls his hand back. Fantastic yells out "Close The VWF? You know how long it's taken to make this place FANTASTIC?" Fantastic then puts on the backpack and jumps, pulling a cord to open a parachute, landing safetly on the ground. Ryan tags in Rick, who comes in. Draeden, shocked, is up and turns around, just as Rick kicks him to the midsection and hits The Rickfest! Lee Ryan is up top, and comes off, hitting the Leap of Faith! The crowd cheers as they pick up the now unconcious Draeden, and toss him over the ropes! He falls below, crashing through the Swahilli Announcer's Table! The bell rings as Lee Ryan and The Rick celebrate their win!)-)-)
Winner: The Rick and "All That" Lee Ryan win the Brazilian Death Match Sceptar
The VWF: Big Birthday Bash 11
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