Thomas C. Robinson writes...



At a North Dakota IHOP on Tuesday night, Tony Gamble and three or four (our eyewitness couldn't really tell, they were all cramped into one side of the booth) Oompa Loompas were seen in a heated argument when the waitress brought everybody an order of short stack pancakes. All parties accused the other of pulling the practical joke and fisticuffs almost broke out. The Oompas proceeded to get into their clown car and drive away while Gamble jacked some six year old's hot wheel and fled the scene. The dispute caused Gamble to head back to his hotel and comment on his twitter page, berating the Oompas and calling them worthless. The Oompas responded by challenging The Grin to a race of any kind to prove their superiority. The 5 Star Champion has picked his stipulations and location: Mario Go Kart at ReVolution 214. He also made an open challenge to anybody in the world and two unlikely people have accepted...



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